I get so frustrated with cliffhanger endings and I know that by the time the second book comes out, I will likely have lost interest in finding out what happened at all. So while I was in between reads and bored, I wrote a silly little Dr. Seuss inspired poem about my dislike of cliffhangers.
I do not like Cliffhangers ma'am
I do not like them, mad I am
I do not like them in a book
I do not like them, you ending CROOK
I do not like them in on a movie screen
I do not like them in a magazine
I do not like them on TV
I do not like them at all you see
I do not like them in a song
I do not like them all day long
I do not like one book split into three
Cliffhang me not, this is my plea
